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Donnie-"Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank-"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

Donnie-you're such a fuckass

Elizabeth-Did you just call me a fuckass?

GO SUCK A FUCK!

Donnie-Tell me Elizabeth how does one exactly suck a fuck?

Therapist-Did your son tell you about his friend Frank?
Mrs.Darko-"Who?"
Therapist-"The giant bunny rabit"
Mr.Darko- ::silence::"The what?"

Gretchen-My mom got a restraining order on my step dad, he has emmotional problems or something...
Donnie-cool I have those two! What kinds does he have?
Gretchen-He stabbed my mom in the chest

I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the life excercise card into my anus!

CHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"