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i made this list a long time ago....
WHERE I WANT TO BE KISSED LIST:
1. in the rain
2. lifeguard tower
3. while looking up @ the stars
4. while the sunsets
5. under the mistletoe
6. inside a gazebo
7. airplane
8. underwater
9. in a hammock
10. midnight on new years
11. backseat of a car
12. bed of a truck
13. at the top of a ferris wheel
14. on a swing
15. covered in mud
16. on a trampoline
17. in one of my BFF'S beds
18. @ the drive-in
19. while @ two places at once
20. @ church
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| cause baby youre my better half |
[15 Jul 2005|11:59am] |
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god im bored and i am pretty much done with this whole journal thing. but i have to just write some stuff. chase left a week ago to go to basic and i am so depressed. its hard to be around someone literally 24/7 and more then have them leave for 4 months. i know it is selfish of me because he has so mnay goals and i dont want to interfere with them but god i want him to be with me. i had lunch with his mom yesterday and she showed me a letter chase sent her. it was so awesome. he told his mom how he really does care for me and all this. god i love the little asshole and he loves me. it is so awesome. i just hope it lasts. with him volunteering to go to iraq for two years and me going to college. im sure we will break up while he is gone i mean two years of me being at college and never cheating on him. not that i dont care or would purposely want to but be realistic right. he gave me a promise ring. it is amazing. i wear around my neck on a gold chain. i knew once he realized that he liked me he would like me alot. it just took him what two years and 1 crazy ex girlfriend for him to realize. which by the way why cal me to get his mailing address do you really think i would give it to you and how the hell did you get my number. i mean i am the stalker not you bitch. =) i will kill her one day you will all see. she is pushing it. well any way im done i have to got reply to his letters which were the hardest things to read ever. it is seriously chicken scratch topped with the shakes.
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[15 Jul 2005|11:59am] |
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house, they run around in their underwear just like we do. Call first, maybe they will still be running around in them :P
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be screwed.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
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| i cant believe he got off with 10 counts of not guilty! |
[13 Jun 2005|07:35pm] |
Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"
Sunrise
You have sunrise eyes. Sunrise is the color of joy and elation. Your eyes symbolize your general sense of wellness. Your confidence and high self-esteem each and every day make you the person people want to be around. You are a very creative, passionate, and sexual person. You are not afraid to tell people what you think of them, whether good or bad. Some words to describe you: self-assuredness, out-going, busy, cheerful, bright, amiability, courage, successful, creative, personable, happiness, motivational, optimistic, strong, and aware.
Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"
Romantic Kiss
Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.
Take the quiz: "WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU ?? (4 GIRLS)"
Scooby Doo
Ok, so you've got a childish side to you. But you still know hot guys when you see them!! You love to eat, and snack on things, but you burn it off pretty amazingly.
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| she gone like yesterday gone like a freight train gone like a civil war bang bang!! |
[31 May 2005|12:20pm] |
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god seriously no joke this has been the best 4 days of my life ever. im not even kidding. fri till mon was amazaing with a capital a and emphasis on the mazing.
fri was dance extravaganza and it was so fun. i loved it more than any of the others. the shows were funny and was way more entertaining than before. my jessie and michelles was the hottest and i love the 90's was def crowd pleaser. then last but not least we finally found out who the officers were gonna be. and i was more than surprised that i actually got co captain!! like no joke i thought of my self as the last choice. im glad they realized that i am a good person. congrats to kristen who got captain and michelle who got leiutenant! we are gonna make this year so hot. i just hope not to many people are pissed on this decsion. cause you know how cypress guard likes to behave.
sat-mon i spent the weekend with chase!! and his mom sister aunt and uncle in tampa. we rode a boat and i got super tan(gag me with a spoon). chase asked me out and it couldnt have been more romantic. it was at 11:11 exactly (i told him it was my fave time) and we were watching fireworks and we were kissing and he was like brittany will you go out with me. it was so cute i almost cried. we saw the longest yard sunday after the boat and he took me to this uber expensive restaurant. nothing was under 20 bucks.
so all in all i am so happy. i am co captain of my guard and i finally have gotten the man of my dreams. i have been waiting to be this happy for 2 years and im so glad that it is finally here. i hope it lasts for a while.
p.s. summer starts in 2 days!!!
♥britt
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[14 May 2005|06:22pm] |
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tonight is banquet...who says i didnt buy a ticket? cause i will fuck them up.=) i was so bored today i couldve cried.
O my FLIPPINg ggod school is almost over and apparently im so excited i typed as if i have a stutter. cool.
i better see some prom pics son bitches. i bet all of you looked hot. especially mariela cause of her no braces and catie because of her hot makeup(done by me of course).
im kinda excited for dance extravaganza now for the sole purpose me jessie and michelle are doing the hottest shit ever. and finale can we say jason mraz! shweet.
well i better get ready and try and find my multi purpose dress that i wear to just about everything because im cheap and hate shopping and no one remembers what i wear let alone remembers if i even went.
♥britt
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| here we go dosi do lets go boot scoot boogie |
[08 May 2005|02:34pm] |
The Keys to Your Heart
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You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. |
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. |
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. |
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. |
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| hunny we won an audi...no sweetheart that says audit...no dummy the T is silent,we won an audi!!! |
[08 May 2005|02:19pm] |
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well its mothers day and my mom is totally sweet so i am happy. she seriously is hilarious. i guess thats where i get my shit from. schveet. anywho i took the SAT's yesterday. they were pretty esy. i mean there were a few hard math questions but the essay and reading was no big. it just sucked that it took 5 hours to take. i coulda shot myself. i have such a short attention span and i was getting so hyper. i was afraid i was gonna start laughing uncontrollably. we are having steak for dinner wait no not steak, FILET MIGNON!! liz came over last night and we watched the orignal amityville horror. the new one will be so much scarier. that one was so dumb. it is cause it is so old. tonight is a new family guy. everyone one must watch. im so excited they finally put it back on the air. i loved that show more than south park, and i love my south park bitches. my middle finger got so fucked up at practice friday after school that i cant type with it and it looks like a carrot,god i hate wind and sun. concussion was the shit. but all those sluts better come support us or i will kill. (theres not enough cowbell!). everyone needs to see garden state. that movie is so kickass, which by the way you will totally hands down kick his ass. =).
did you know you clean yourself with a loufa?! ya man you do.
and i made it, minus 20 has no effect on me cause i am just that awesome!
♥britt
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| jelly?!?! he put shit on me and you want me to use jelly? i want to fuckin drop a brick on his head! |
[29 Apr 2005|05:08pm] |
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Reply with your name and I'll tell you something I like about you. Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal to do the same.
i have been way to productive today. i did all the laundry washed my moms car vacuumed the whole house and emptied the dishwasher. that is insane. please let my dad come home so i can leave!!!!
♥britt
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| dont you want me baby...dont you want me ohOOOohh!! |
[28 Apr 2005|06:23pm] |
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damn is my eye itchy!!!!!
today was such a good day. i woke up normal time which is 6 because i had to drop a project off at school then i headed over to chases and hung there till i went to pick up michelle and we went out to lunch and then jessie came over and we chilled out like the lazy bitches we are. now im sitting here watching my sister and bored out of my mind and thinking about tons of stuff. i dont know what i want right now and it hurts. well i actually know what i want but i dont know what he wants. well even then i know what he wants but then why cant it just happen. i dont understand the big deal. your the whore not me. and um excuse me when was it ok to call me out on just talking to a guy when you are gonna hang out with your exgirlfriend who you werent, till recently, "over". i hate situations like this so much. grr...you say i am awesome and beatiful and the best person you have ever met so why not take advantage. maybe you want to keep me around just in case. or maybe you mean it but dont want to pursue a damn thing even tho you say you do. o well. im cool man im cool. there are alot of penises in the pickle jar and i guess i dont have to find one just yet. i still get to go to college and shit.
btw liz is going to be my neighbor!!!! no fucking joke. for anyone who knows my friend tyler she is moving in the house that is directly across from his and that is like 17 houses away!!! omg sweet!
♥britt
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[24 Apr 2005|07:17pm] |
thats right nigga i kill yo mama.
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| cant you just taste the sarcasm? |
[24 Apr 2005|07:08pm] |
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spent my weekend in wellington with my family. sucked my tit no joke. thats about it except that i am offically never going to be healthy again. and we cant do the ring. i love it yes i do.
p.s. i fractured my nose this weekend from falling off bleachers. gotta love me=).
♥britt
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[20 Apr 2005|06:39pm] |
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can we say hot. ring theme for dance extravaganza! yes o yes...i will cry and i will be the hottest samora ever to live =).
♥britt
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| i am so craving coldstones!! |
[16 Apr 2005|07:31pm] |
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You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
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Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Your buds is the source of your happiness
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ones you can't wait to see. It does not matter
if you're shy with everyone else or not, with
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You know how important it is to do things
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[16 Apr 2005|11:50am] |
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ohio was good for the most part. i just dont like not sleeping. it was hilarious though all the crazy shit we did. like cut michelles hair and some perv madlibs. "the shitty shack sells the best penis in town". yes i know genius. the part that really sucked is all the school missage. i missed alot of work and i am so behind, it really does suck. i then procedeed to get sick this week. which sucks even more because i missed even more school. i have a fever and a bad ass sore throat. no i have no voice what so ever and when i do try to talk i sound like one of those really dike chicks. o well at least no one is around to listen. liz and chase came over to my house last night and we watched troy. it was hot. i loved to see liz. she is like the hottest ever. i totally felt her up with my foot. she lost her wallet and couldnt find her coke yesterday( cause it was in her hand) and i am the dumbest one in the group. she then took an hour nap, she is a slut i know. i cant wait till she calls. liz left like 30 minutes before chase did and he was being so funny. earlier liz was reading this book "hes just not that into you" and he was telling me how unconfortable he was because he know something he has done would come up and he was asking me funny qeustions ablout himself. he likes me so much he says but yet he cant ask me out because he is still not over sam and he is scared he will hurt me. cute but not. its ok he is still hot and cool. he can just be my best friend. i called tyler tuesday. it was his birthday. he got his cellphone from the pawn shop. i pissed my pants when he told me. laura got a hot prom dress. to bad i cant go to prom cause my man thomas hates my guts now for an unknown reason to me. so confusing my life is. i love it. well i have to clean my room and try to keep down some food. talk to you bitches later and all you be cool.
p.s. who wants to see the new amityville horror....
♥britt
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well my weekend was interesting.
im such a fuck up honestly. i manage to always get myself screwed cause i just am gay like that. i went to see chase on friday. bad idea. i didnt home till 3:30 and my parents like called the cops and liz and michelle. i fucked up so bad this time and now everyone hates me. i am just so confused with alot right now so i just did what would make me happy i guess and i didnt want to stop being happy. i feel like my boyfriend hates me because he wont talk to me now for 2 weeks no matter how hard i try and i hardly ever see liz and if i do i feel like i am an inconvienance to her. so in my head i am just a mess. not to mention i had guard 10-6 yesterday which on no sleep sucked. apprently i looked good though because darby and tramaine both told me how good i looked. that made me happy because i dont get compliments. but still my parents hate me. they came to the performance we had though. my dad is actually being nicer about than my mom which is scaring me. i now it was bad of me but i wouldnt of stayed out and lied if i didnt think that if i just told the truth i would have been murdered just the same. so why not just wait till i get home. parents make us kids lie and shit. if they just were more understanding then we wouldnt have to be so "bad". i am sorry though liz and michelle. liz if you hate me which im sure you do cause i have been a bad friend cause we never see each other anymore and stuff i just want to let you know i still love you more than anything in the world and if you still love me than lets just start doing each other again cause i cant stand not k? anywho besides that i went to kinkos all day today to do a powerpoint for my sis cause we dont have it on my puter. and i have to start packing for dayton which cause a new set of emotion all in it self. god im so fucking confused right now. i feel like my world is falling apart and i have just hurt everyone i love. why am i so gay
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today i wore pigtails!! it was so hot.
today is april fools day and i cant wait to get my mom and some other people. this holiday is the shit to me. i love being mean and having an excuse =). we pulled a prank on ariel and he didnt think it was funny. i thought we were all going to die.
i cant wait for this year to end so i can become a senior! we voted for prom stuff already...gay. dayton next week can we say excited. i dont know if im more happy for missing school, winterguard season ending, or for all the fun i will have. its close.
tomorrow practice 10-6,yucky. i am gonna collapse. we are doing a farewell thing for the parents so we have to wear our costumes and do our hair. i wanna cry. i hate my hair like that.
i want to go out tonight. maybe movies. or ice cream! i want ice cream.
next year is gonna be so easy. sweet!
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| She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine. |
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Some quotes for the road. i was bored and feel shitty so i decided to compose some of my faves. last night i puked my brains out. it sucks my ass. i went to the doctor early this morning and he said it could possibly be food poisioning (again...). i hope fucking not because like holy crap. it sucked so bad last time. i couldnt keep anything down and i have to practice tomorrow and friday and compete saturday. so that will be hard as crap for me. my life loves me. my mom killed me because i puked in her car last night =). i thought it was hilarious.
♥britt
***"My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah" -The Notebook
***I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh! _office space
***Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.
Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo.
Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!_office space
***Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!_breakfast club
****I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car._ferris bueller
***Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond._ferris bueller
***The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school._ferris bueller
****One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--difference cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"_mallrats
***My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Well, did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!_mallrats
***The black Knight- Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur- You'll what?
The balck Knight- Come here.
King Arthur- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight- I'm invincible!
King Arthur- You're a loony
The Black Knight- Have at you!
King Arthur- You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine
The Black Knight- Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur- Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight- Yes I have.
King Arthur- Look!
The Blck Knight- Tis a flesh wound_monty python and the holy grail
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do you ever get that feeling that everything you hold dear in your life is slowly starting to leave you and there is nothing you can do to stop it except just watch and try to except it with a smile on your face pretending that you are happy? because that is how i feel right now. i hope im not over reacting. i might be, but i dont think so. there are alot of things differant and changing so it cant be my imagaination. i know how things were and i know how they are now. god i feel like crap. i think this mught be a once in a life time thing and i might go cry.
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uhh gay...
exams will die and that is that.
spring break is in 1/2 a day. sweet! liz man we have to have a praty and get nice and tipsy. and not to mention a sleepover. i mean come on it has been months.
as to jessie michelle and steph we all must do some fun shit because we are the fricken hottest.
maybe i shall take a nap....
new south park tonight at 10 all you bitches better watch that shit or i will cut you. =)
i feel like im a stuck in a dream and am surrounded by oompa loompas.
i love taco bell
peace!
♥britt
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